Checking my work

I finished the first draft of this about 11 hours ago, so unlike many of my postings, it's been proofed and lightly edited!

((Reagan's going over it. While he does, I'll report that dinner was excellent and I got my google wave invite today. Not sure what I'm going to do with it, but I'm an early-ish adopter!

R's laughing. I think that's good. It's meant to be comedy.

I'm suddenly craving lebni cheese.))

Mom pulls the cover off the serving platter with triumph glistening on her face. We all hunch forward for the reveal, then turn to Mom and watch the triumph run from her face like watered down mascara, to be smoothly replaced by mortification. Taking our cue from her, the rest of us are horrified by the dinner we are being served.

This side of the apocalypse, pink and gray are not appropriate colors for food. I cover my mouth with my napkin, just in case.


° ° ° ° °

I won't lie about this. The smell coming from under the lid is gross. It smells like something died, in the wrong way. I want to leave, but "dinner" has me locked in its tractor beams, and Dad would holler if I left without permission. No way I'm taking the first bite, though. Or the second or the third. Not even on a dare.

Jessie looks like she's gonna puke.


= = = = =

I know the kids are looking to me to be the brave one and throw myself in front of the gelatinous horror that looms in front of us, but Sandi's counting on me, too. I can read those eyebrows clear as semaphores, and she couldn't stand it if I rejected this meal she spent all day on.

Everyone's waiting on me, but I can't bring myself to say a word, so the silence has a field day in our midst. Sometimes it's a layered tension binding us in our seats, sometimes it's a thin wind whipping around the room, both obvious and invisible. At some point it shifts from anticipation to quiet, dumbfounded curiosity.


~ ~ ~ ~ ~

They're all waiting for what's next. Clearly, nobody has any intention of eating what I cooked, or rather ruined. I can't say I blame them. The kids looked from me, goddess of the kitchen who betrayed them, to their father, hero of evenings, fixer of things, but this culinary disaster is beyond his powers.

I cover the dish again. "Kids, go back to your homework. Dinner is postponed."

"Can we have pizza?" Of course Colin is leveraging my misfortune for his greasy gain.

"No, Mom, order Thai."

Jessie's never had Thai food; the odd request just prolongs the silence which hasn't completely left the room.

"Go... do... your homework. Your father and I will figure something out."


= = = = =

As the kids scatter, I go to my wife and kiss her cheek tenderly, in case whatever happened to dinner is contagious.

"Thai food?" she asks me, query punctuated with an incredulous eyebrow.
"She's seen it on TV. People are always having it delivered."
"I guess."
"Is there anything I can do?"
"No, no." Sandi is resigned to launching a second attack on hunger with one of her plan B contingencies. "You can go back to whatever. I'll make something quick."
"Mac and cheese?"
"If you're lucky."

I give her another kiss and follow the kids upstairs.


* * * * *

But we can't stay away. I am the first to arrive by mere seconds, but dinner#1 is laid bare again, its shroud nowhere in sight. I stand in the doorway held in thrall by the slick rosy slopes. Dad appears in the opposite doorway, serving the food a hard stare with a side of frown.

Colin joins us, almost as though the casserole of crap had summoned us to the table side to gaze upon its splendor again. "What _is_ it?" he breathes.

I don't even notice he is gone until he returns. The squirt climbs up to stand on Mom's chair. I don't pay much attention to him, preferring to watch how the light wraps itself around the gray lumps on the table. A white flash interrupts the warm light on our cooling dinner.

Colin brought back a camera. My camera!


° ° ° ° °

I'm focused on the rubbery mass centered on the table. Focused and capturing its horror to warn my friends and any future dinner guests... but not to focused to notice Jessie's face tighten when she sees what I'm doing. Mom senses danger--or returns to collect the leftovers... leftunders... whatever you call untouched food--or maybe she, too is beckoned by the mystery.

Mom comes in from the kitchen and hollers, "Back to your rooms! Let it rest in peace."

Jessie launches an attack at me, saying I took her things, but Mom pulls me off her chair and deflects Jessie. Much like an eagle snatches a squirrel from a wolf... then eats it. I'm hauled into the kitchen and set on a counter while Mom shuffles around, opening jars, boiling cans, and however else she cooks.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Nothing seems to be quite normal tonight, so I prefer to corral my space alien when I can keep an eye on him, often two. His heels kick the lower cabinets, but today I don't care. I'm simply happy the boy still behaves like a boy, even if chicken doesn't behave like chicken or potatoes like potatoes. And the boy is also behaving like not-boy, seeming to nibble at something square and shiny in his hands.

"Jessie's camera?" I hold out my hand rescue the gadget.
"Pepperoni?" Colin does a keen imitation of me, seeking a bribe for his compliance.

"Clear the.., uh-humm... off the table." I say, dropping a couple over-crisped slices in his hand.
"Okay, Mom."

I check on the pizza in the oven, then sweep up the meat crumbs in Colin's wake. Before the door to the dining room has stopped swinging, he's in the gap again. "It's not there."

I try to take the news in stride.

"Tell your sister to wash again, we'll eat soon." Colin stops abruptly as I grab his shirt. "And return this."

He takes the camera and I call my husband.

= = = = =

Sandi yells for me when I'm right around the corner. She doesn't know I'm heading for a third examination of the dinner that was not food.

"I'm here, I'm here".

"Did you do something with the--" She coughs and glances significantly at the white expanse of our dining room table.

"No, why would I..?" I notice then that it is gone.

"Why would you throw out inedible food?"

"Well, that's the logical thing to do with it, but I haven't yet. Didn't you?"

"Would I be asking if I did? If I didn't chuck it, and you didn't, and Colin didn't...."

I say "Dingoes?" the same moment she says "Jessie?"

But neither of us are confident.

"Then where is the dish? The lid, even? Your mother gave those to me for our wedding."

My wife is troubled, but there's nothing to do now, when none of us have eaten supper. And a timer is ringing in the kitchen.

* * * * *

Mom and Dad both glare at me when I come down for dinner take two.

"What?" I give them my best impression of an annoyed teenager.

Mom starts "Did you---" But Dad steps on her line.

"Help your mother get supper on the table."

There's nothing to do but follow Mom into the kitchen and stand next to her at the oven.

I can tell she's still nervous, hoping her kitchen magic didn't fail a second time. Her knuckles are white on the heavy door's handle.

"Courage, Mom"

She takes a deep breath and opens the oven. The pizza inside looks marvelous. The edges are black and crispy, and the toppings are a bit past well done, but the smell makes my mouth water. Her triumph is shy--but pure--as she carries the steaming pie to the table. I grab the cheese and pepper in her wake.

We sit down again, usual places, usual faces, and dig in.

I think I fulfilled the exercise's demands, even though I neatly exceeded the word count by half. Without Mr Brian Kiteley here to check my work, though, I'll never know for sure.

The voices for the four characters aren't as differentiated as I'd like. Each section is preceded by a special header which indicates the next narrator, though, if you want to mental-map out that kind of thing.

Other themes for today:
- apartment vs. house, both in terms of our current living space and my various pursuits... am I renting or buying the mantles of writer and artist?
- binging on writing magazines. I dropped some cash on three different writing magazines, and unsurprisingly, they are both inspiring and demoralizing.